Calling the Show by J. A. Rock

Author:J. A. Rock [Rock, J. A.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Amazon: B008MH30ZU
Publisher: Loose Id LLC
Published: 2012-07-16T12:00:00+00:00

Chapter Fourteen

Simeck

“Ferret, this is Simulator 2600 requesting permission to open front of house,” I said into my headset.

Jesse’s voice was in my ear a second later. “Roger that. Throw open Findlay’s doors and usher forth the multitudes. And Simulator?”

“Yes?”

“Ask Crystal how many tickets remain unclaimed.”

“Will do.” Audra’s voice came through the headset. “ Oh my God, you guys. Enough with the nicknames. Unless I get one too.”

“What’s wrong with MacDonald? After Audra MacDonald, one of Broadway’s finest warblers?” Jesse asked.

“I don’t want to be called MacDonald.” I sang a few bars of “You Were Meant for Me,” in my best Audra MacDonald soprano as I crossed the greenroom and entered the lobby.

Audra sighed. “I liked you two better when you hated each other.”

Grady’s voice: “For real, Sim, what have you done to Ferelit? Have you seen how tricked out the booth is?”

I had in fact seen it when Jesse and I made out in the booth after final dress last night. There was a Styrofoam wig head with lipstick blood tears running from its eyes; there was a Nevada license plate and a series of postcards from Berlin’s DDR museum on the wall.

“It’s impressive,” I said.

In the lobby I told Hillary she could open house. I found Crystal in the box office. Still twenty-three unclaimed tickets. I went backstage and checked props one more time.

There was a bit of static in the headset, then, “Simulator 2600?”

“Yes?” “ I wish to inform you that Grady and Audra have left the booth on a bottled water slash bathroom quest and are no longer on headset. Is Crystal on headset?”

“Negative.” I paused. “Why, that leaves just you and me on headset.”

“I’d estimate we have between three and five minutes.”

I ducked into the wings and glanced around to make sure no one was nearby. “I want to bend you over the seventeenth century replica sofa and ram you so hard it comes off its spike marks.”

“You move furniture off the spike marks, and I’ll have to take you over my knee.” I decided not to dwell on how appealing that sounded. “I’d like to suck you on the catwalk.” “ Living dangerously. I like it. If you were in the booth right now, I’d sit you on the desk, well away from the light and sound boards, kiss you until you turned all red like you do, then lift your shirt up and suck your tits until they were so sore you couldn’t even wear your shirt anymore.”

I took a deep breath. “I want to blow you while you’re wearing one of these Baroque costumes and have to fish your cock out of your breeches and feel your satin jacket against my face and your lace cuffs on the back of my neck.”

“I want to take one of those silver-headed walking sticks and put it—” “Put it where?” I had a pretty good idea, but it wouldn’t hurt to get a confirmation.

“Simulator, the Warbler has returned.”

Audra’s voice: “Did I interrupt your headset sex?”

“I resent

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